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July 27, 2006

Read the directions, people!

As many of you know, a large component of my job involves polling, and to complete the polls we hire callers to administer the surveys. We have a lot of people that we work with repeatedly, but occasionally we find ourselves short and have to resort to Craigslist to fill our call center.

Should anyone reading this ever feel the desire to respond to one of our job listings, here are a few pointers.

1. Notice the line, "Experience is not necessary. Good phone skills and attention to detail are!" If attention to detail is important, then why would you send me an email full of typos? I'm not even talking about commonly misspelled words here. I'm talking about omitted letters ("I just ecently read your ad on craigslist...") and sentences that show little or no comprehension of the english language. One of my favorites had a 9-digit phone number - 617-555-123. (not the real number)

2. There are some simple instructions listed in the job posting. If you want the job, you should email me with your phone number, availability, and office preference (we have two locations). Now, there are some people who send just this information, and that's fine. There are others who include a brief statement of interest, and that's fine. There are those who attach a resume, which is completely unnecessary, but that's fine too.

What you should not do is ONLY attach a resume with nothing else. I don't want to open your resume in Word. Nor should you send me a one line email saying, "hey man, im interested in this job do you still need people?" I did still need people, but the people I need include their phone number in the email.

3. Free email addresses are easy to get. I won't discount you on your email address alone, but getting an application from 'babycudlz2@-------.com' is not a plus.

4. Then there's the matter of simple email etiquette. ALL CAPS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE.

HELLO MY NAME IS ---------.MY AVAILABILITY IS M-F FROM 10-4 BUT IF NEEDED CAN WORK WEEKENDS.I WOULD LIKE TO WORK AT THE PARK ST LOCATION.MY PHONE NUMBER IS 617--------.PLEASE CALL IN THE AFTERNOON IF NOT AVAILABLE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

You have to be kidding if you think I'm going to respond to that.

4. And while I appreciate the effort put into a thought-out, well-written letter of interest, I can see through the generic one that you sent to everyone else.

To whom it may concern/ Hiring Manager:
I am very interested in the call center/ phone survey position(s) opening in BOSTON, MA. in which I became aware of through Craigslist / Jobster.com.
As you can see by my enclosed resume my employment through the years have involved customer service, data entry and retail sales.
What I bring to the table, as a potential employee is dedication, accuracy& precision, efficiency, hard work and also determination to get the job done regardless of the time and effort involved.
I am looking forward to discussing my qualifications in further detail, if asked to appear for an interview. I would also provide references both character and work related at that time along with a follow-up phone call.
Thank you, for your time and consideration within this matter.

I also don't need to know your job application strategy.

5. To sum up, let me explain how this works. You email me with your phone number. I call you. If you sound half-competent, I schedule you to come in and make phone calls. It's really quite simple, so why do you all make it so difficult?

July 18, 2006

Sweating Buckets

Of course, I picked the hottest possible day to move. Fortunately, with the help of Sara, Dave, Bonnie, Dan, Solomon, and Morgan (and Aliza, of course) we got everything moved in record time.

Well, not quite everything...

You see, my couch, my lovely green couch that I still consider my first grownup purchase... well, we couldn't get it into the apartment. We removed a door from its hinges, we took the feet off the sofa, but there was one corner we just couldn't get around. It's a little sad, but I'm less upset about it than I would have thought. The cats had taken to a couple of the corners and the fabric had gotten a bit torn at one place, so it's not the end of the world. Fortunately, Aliza has a smaller sofa that we brought over and got in just fine.

Speaking of the cats, things are a little rough right now. I waited until yesterday afternoon to bring them over to the new place because we wanted to get as unpacked as possible before adding the kitty element. They were freaked the hell out at first but they seem to have adjusted and are exploring and finding nooks and crannies that they'll sit in for hours on end. They're also very excited to have windows again where they can look out and see the world.

The problem came last night, when they just would not let us sleep. I swear I was awake every hour trying to stop a cat from climbing something in appropriate, clawing something, stepping on my head, stepping on Aliza's head, or just being obnoxious in general. I know this is temporary and that they'll settle down once they're more familiar with the place (it took a few weeks when I moved into my apartment last year before they could relax for the whole night), but I really wan't thrilled about getting up for work this morning (the one day I had to be here at 8am to install phone lines... of course).

I have to applaud Aliza, because I know that living with pets was never at the top of her wish list, and she has been incredibly patient throughout all of this. If she can survive the next week or two without the cats driving her crazy, I think we'll all be okay.

July 02, 2006

On the Move... again

First of all, I can't believe it's been over a year since I arrived in Boston. Of course, it's the usual paradox of it feeling like forever since last summer while simultaneously feeling like it wasn't that long ago that I lived in LA.

And now, I can't believe I'm moving again. This time the move is a bit shorter - 1 mile instead of 3,000 - but it still involves boxing up all my stuff. (Good thing there are a few boxes I never unpacked.)

For those of you who haven't gotten the memo, I'm moving in with my girlfriend! We got a 2-bedroom apartment in Brookline, not far from Washington Square. We had talked about moving in together before I first moved out here last year, but (long story short) I needed to focus on one drastic change at a time. Now, we're tired of having the "who's place do we stay at tonight?" debate, and I'm really looking forward to us being able to come home to one another.

The move is two weeks away, but I've started packing this weekend, since I'll be working during the coming weeks. I've also started listing some of my belongings on craigslist and I already have someone coming over to look at my dining room table and chairs.

The next two weeks should be pretty busy and then of course there's the unpacking to deal with, and by the time we're moved in I'll be swamped with work through the primary election in September.