A Lefty Writes

That's right, I just registered to attend my 5-year college reunion. And you know what that means? That means that the rest of you have to attend as well. That's right, I'm talking to everyone who graduated in 2002 from Brandeis. All of you whose weddings I went to last year. All of you who I occasionally get mass Friendster messages from (you know who you are).

If you don't then I'm going to end up spending the weekend surrounded by people whose names I don't remember but who were once in that class that I took to fulfill a requirement one semester and who talked too much and asked dumb questions just to hear the sound of their own voice. Yeah, them. Our class had more than its fair share of them.

So that's my plea. I've already offered my guest room to out-of-towners for the weekend, but there's plenty of floor space here too if that's what it's going to take to get people here. Just let me know.